If Barcelona are all extra-terrestrials as we said yesterday, Real Madrid players remind us different kinds of animals. Sergio Ramos with his long hair must be the white lion, ferocious, dominant and lightning quick to chase after his prey, and Casillas with his aquiline nose is the eagle, majestic and able to fly through the air at great speeds. Benzema reminds us of a charging rhinoceros, Higuaín is the graceful gazelle, and Mourinho is the cock of the roost to Florentino Pérez’s mother hen, with a bit of peacock in there but also some distant blood of a wise old owl. And Cristiano Ronaldo? He’s all bull….