It’s normal for a footballer in Spain to shoot at the “portero” (goalkeeper). It’s not normal though for footballers to shoot at the “portero” (doorman / concierge), especially with a pistol! Maybe it was the festive spirits, but Valencia right back Miguel Brito ended up spending Christmas day in prison after getting those two things mixed up! It all happened at a discotheque in Portugal, where Miguel and his friends were refused entry as they were, how do you say, tired and emotional. Witnesses say Miguel got a gun out of his car, and shots were fired. The rest is not clear as yet, but Miguel (who already has had some problems for turning up late for training and the rest) sure has some explaining to do!