The latest World Cup wear!

Goran and I have got just the thing for next summer’s World Cup – bullet-proof vests! I seems an English company is selling special ones for the “Mundial” for only $70.00 each, and for two Dollars more you can get one with your countries flag on them! Just the thing for those penalty shoot-outs which we are reading about in the Africas Cup. What a sight we will be in Jo’berg wearing those over our Real Madrid underpants (just like the ones that Cristiano Ronaldo is modelling, but instead of the six-pack we will have eight-gallon barrels)! Goran has already given his girlfriend a pair of Real Madrid knickers for her birthday, but she wasn’t very happy about that as she was expecting to get a nice furry coat!