Shock-horror at the Nou Camp yesterday! Coming back from their Monday siesta, the club’s players and officials had the fright of their lives. The playing field, the stands, the roof, everything was coloured white! Everybody knows that that is the colour of the hated enemy Real Madrid, and a true “Culé” dislikes white so much that they refuse to wear it even in his underpants! What had happened? Had a crack team of Merengue Ultras sneaked in with buckets of paint while they were sleeping to sabotage the ground? In the end though it was all made clear – it had snowed in Barcelona for the first time in many years! Straight away club president Joan Laporta used his direct line to God to ask him to turn the heating up, and the next day it was gone!