Villains
With most of the country's top villains locked away this week (figuratively speaking that is), things were mighty quiet this weekend. There was no Juanfran, Samways, Téllez and company, all serving suspensions, and it took some creative refereeing by Daudén Ibáñez even to produce a couple of red cards. He produced the only two scarlets of the day, both to Villarreal players in their match at Mallorca. To be fair to Daudén, the first red was fairly clear, Quique Alvarez doing a very good impersonation of Chopper Harris with two scything tackles in five minutes late in the first half, the second of which on Engonga would have felled a great redwood. The second red card was less clear though, Galván losing his cool with linesman Martín Nieto for disallowing a penalty (see white stick section for more), and calling the official a goat. Well maybe he added an 'n' at the end of word, which is a bit stronger in Spanish, but whatever the case Martín Nieto reported this to the referee and he produced the red directly. Incidentally for those of you who speak a bit of Spanish and want to learn some more colourful language, we can recommend the referees reports which are now published fully in the official federation website futvol.com under the heading 'actas'. It's all there in black and white. Makes Fanny Hill look quite tame at times. Just for the record, Urrutia's yellow card from last week was cancelled by the appeal committee as they agreed it was a case of mistaken identity, and his one match suspension was therefore not applied. Arzeno moved level second after picking up another yellow, and Manel and Urzaiz joined the group on six points, the Bilbao striker missing the next game after getting his fifth yellow of the season. (27.11.00)