Iturralde González proved that at least some referees have a sense of humour when he prepared his report of the match between Real Madrid and Barcelona this weekend. The match official commented that a spectator (in fact the enormously painful Jimmy Jump) ran on the pitch just before the start of the game, kicking out at the ball and throwing a black shirt at Ronaldinho and Ronaldo before being tackled (rather heavily we were pleased to see) by the security guards. Iturralde goes on to say that "another spectator also ran on just before the beginning of the second half, this time without kicking the ball and without throwing a shirt". Well he couldn't, could he, as he wasn't wearing one? It was non other than that other pain in the (galactic) ass, streaker Mark Roberts! (22.11.05)